All posts tagged "Women"

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  Learning to Swim

  I cradled the telephone to my ear with my shoulder as I took my notes:             “It’s...

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  The Carnivore

  I have been good all week- that is to say, I haven’t screwed up any more than usual, but don’t get me...

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  Billy Barker and the Cedar Trees

  Billy Barker was a hapless child. Everybody knows one. Everybody grew up with one. He’s the kid whose head is misshapen, whose...

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  Thanksgiving 2009

  My telephone rang at 6:30 am. No one calls me at that hour except for two people and only for one of...

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  Hell in the Pacific

  Rule 8367:iig-a of the GENERAL GOVERNING RULES OF LIVING: subsection, C: of the FORTUNATE MEN Chapters: of the big book of the DHMF, (DogHouse...

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  The Backyard Party

  She snuggled in next to me, nuzzled the nape of my neck, nibbled my left ear lobe, which sent a shiver to...

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  Shopping

  I’m scribbling this with my left hand, holding a penlight in my teeth as I try and shove Eightball’s ass out of...

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  The Anniversary

  I got an early parole out of the doghouse but it won’t last. It never does. Rule # 2406a from the REMEDIAL PRACTICES–...

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  Autumn, or The Iceman Cometh…

  It was early. The sunlight was barely beginning to peek through the Master Bedroom windows. She turned over, leaned up on one...

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  The Porter Boys

  The Porter boys were gifted and natural athletes. I know; I have already spoken at some length about my lack of athletic...

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  Breaking the Law

  I never wanted to be a Police Officer. Well, not in the same way, for instance, that I wanted to be a...

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  Our Hostess Will Seat You

  I was fiddling around in the garage- better known as ‘The Doghouse- Cell Block C Exercise Yard’- yes, I’m still in the...

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  Making Sausage

  I told you that I never get to use my knives- that’s not entirely true. Our Church is throwing their annual charity...