In 1971, there was a local character in my neighborhood named, Mr. Bidwell, who walked to and from the little grocery on...
There are four ways out of the DogHouse. You can be good- okay, we both know that’s not going to happen- you...
Two thousand years ago, a child was born and it was a miracle. The child was Jesus Christ, the Messiah, the Son...
I cradled the telephone to my ear with my shoulder as I took my notes: “It’s...
I have been good all week- that is to say, I haven’t screwed up any more than usual, but don’t get me...
Billy Barker was a hapless child. Everybody knows one. Everybody grew up with one. He’s the kid whose head is misshapen, whose...
My telephone rang at 6:30 am. No one calls me at that hour except for two people and only for one of...
Rule 8367:iig-a of the GENERAL GOVERNING RULES OF LIVING: subsection, C: of the FORTUNATE MEN Chapters: of the big book of the DHMF, (DogHouse...
She snuggled in next to me, nuzzled the nape of my neck, nibbled my left ear lobe, which sent a shiver to...
I’m scribbling this with my left hand, holding a penlight in my teeth as I try and shove Eightball’s ass out of...
I got an early parole out of the doghouse but it won’t last. It never does. Rule # 2406a from the REMEDIAL PRACTICES–...
It was early. The sunlight was barely beginning to peek through the Master Bedroom windows. She turned over, leaned up on one...
The Porter boys were gifted and natural athletes. I know; I have already spoken at some length about my lack of athletic...