There are four ways out of the DogHouse. You can be good- okay, we both know that’s not going to happen- you...
Two thousand years ago, a child was born and it was a miracle. The child was Jesus Christ, the Messiah, the Son...
I have been good all week- that is to say, I haven’t screwed up any more than usual, but don’t get me...
Billy Barker was a hapless child. Everybody knows one. Everybody grew up with one. He’s the kid whose head is misshapen, whose...
My telephone rang at 6:30 am. No one calls me at that hour except for two people and only for one of...
Rule 8367:iig-a of the GENERAL GOVERNING RULES OF LIVING: subsection, C: of the FORTUNATE MEN Chapters: of the big book of the DHMF, (DogHouse...
She snuggled in next to me, nuzzled the nape of my neck, nibbled my left ear lobe, which sent a shiver to...
I’m scribbling this with my left hand, holding a penlight in my teeth as I try and shove Eightball’s ass out of...
I got an early parole out of the doghouse but it won’t last. It never does. Rule # 2406a from the REMEDIAL PRACTICES–...
It was early. The sunlight was barely beginning to peek through the Master Bedroom windows. She turned over, leaned up on one...