DogHouse Manifesto Archives

Learning to Swim

I cradled the telephone to my ear with my shoulder as I took my notes: “It’s...

I have severe advanced Osteo-Arthritis, which means I mostly get around on a cane. It’s not so bad really. I mean, I...

I have been good all week- that is to say, I haven’t screwed up any more than usual, but don’t get me...

Billy Barker was a hapless child. Everybody knows one. Everybody grew up with one. He’s the kid whose head is misshapen, whose...

How many of you have ever been to Hell? I see one or two of you eyeing me with a fair amount...

She snuggled in next to me, nuzzled the nape of my neck, nibbled my left ear lobe, which sent a shiver to...

I’m scribbling this with my left hand, holding a penlight in my teeth as I try and shove Eightball’s ass out of...

I got an early parole out of the doghouse but it won’t last. It never does. Rule # 2406a from the REMEDIAL...

In the big book of the DogHouse Manifesto, CHAPTER 86: COMMON TRUTHS ABOUT DOGS AND GUNS. Paragraph 3C-Gii states, and I quote: “Your...